I broke down this last Saturday.
I really did it.
I fell off of the wagon.
And into the depths of Hellacious Hades/Hell.
I'm sorry.
I knew that it was wrong.
But I couldn't help myself.
I held back for a while.
But the voices in the back of my head started chanting.
Quietly at first.
"do it. do it."
Then louder...
"Do it, do it!"
And then they filled my entire head!
"DO IT! DO IT! NOBODY CAN STOP YOU! DO IT!"
My willpower was easily broken, and I succumbed.
Swore I wouldn't do it.
I made a vow of abstinence.
But they were hollow barriers against my forbidden fruits!
I'll apologize right now.
SOR-RY!
...
"I drank a Coke."
...
There. I said it. Are you happy now?
I have only had 2 sodas in the last 4 or 5 months now, and I've been trying to cut it off completely, lest I finally become a full diabetic and am forbidden from the magic juice forever.
- Daniel
