A list of things that you should never accept from complete strangers:
- Free soup. It never works out. Trust me.
- Animal husbandry tips. They're rarely true.
- Fake hair. You don't know where it's been.
- Warm socks. How did they get so warm?
- Forging advice. I mean, are they truly a Viking smith?
- Comic reviews. I'm going to ignore them for my own good. Yours too.
- Baby arachnids. Nope. Bad pets.
- Left hooks. I don't like to be hit. I don't accept them anymore.
- Beets. I prefer to raise my own, thank you very much.
- Beats. I prefer to make my own, thank you very much.
I hope that this helps.
What have you accepted, that you shouldn't have?
- Daniel
