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The Good (Dystopians)

Beastio Agyris Wand

Beastio Agyris Wand

“Need Daemon”

Race: Lesser Daemon
Age: Unknown
Job: Navigator of the Steam Crow
Best Friend: Chadworth
Secret Power: Shift Up
Bad idea: Zombies are friends
Hates: Road Bandits

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Illustrated portrait of Chadworth Machine, a Mechan with a grinning skull inside an orange glass dome and a rusty brown body with claw hands

Chadworth Machine

“King of the Road”

Race: Mechan
Age: 1277
Job: Driver of the Steam Crow
Best Friend: Beastio
Secret Power: His mind
Secret: He's the first Mechan
Hates: Being wrong

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Illustrated portrait of Kip Cupwhistle, a Halloween Golem with a pumpkin head, a witch hat and a grey buttoned body

Kip Cupwhistle

“Road Warrior”

Race: Halloween Golem
Age: “More than a hunnerd.”
Job: Steam Crow Bouncer/Mechanic
Best Friend: The mind beez
Fault: Half Crazed
Addicted: B-Oil, Acetone, and cinnamon
AKA: Marrow Thatch, #8, Pumpkintop

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Illustration of the Steam Crow, a tan van shaped like a crow, with smokestacks, a green window and a top hat

The Steam Crow

“Steam Steed”

Make: Carnavon Casket Utility Van
Age: 312
Job: Transportation
Condition: Poor
Upgrades: Deepwalker, TFS
Sentient?: No
Fears: CrowBots, rust termites
Favorite Road: The 185K (Smooth)
Best Oil: Slugo

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Mister Hicks

Mister Hicks

“The Map”

Race: Feratu
Age: 213
Job: Underdeep Guide
Home: Skullopolis
Dislikes: Bloodless
Secret: Owns a submarine
Faults: Dayblight, Monstertarian

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Horst and Grist

Horst and Grist

“Team Engine”

Race: Furnace Goblins
Ages: 8 and 77
Job: Furnace workers
Rank: 2 and 13
Part number: C33182 A & B
Horst: Road poet and shovel dancer
Grist: Collects fingernails

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