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Zombie Gone

September 21, 2009 by
Steam Crow LLC, Daniel Davis
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"I wuz jest sittin there at the cem-tary, when th' zombies just started walkin, talkin, and chewin. Lucky fer me, I had me a case of Zombie Gone! Get AWAY DIRTY ZOMBIE!"
- Radio commercial, "Hillbilly Troll Loves Zombie Gone"

A common household cleaner and zombie repellent, Zombie Gone Day is now also a national holiday for most of Monstru. (October 13th.)

Motto: "GET AWAY DIRTY ZOMBIE"

Fun Facts:
- Was first marketed as "Zom-B-Gone" but it didn't take off
- Ingredients include: cyanide, brine, lye, tea tree oil, fear, malt flavoring, apples
- Works on most zombies; 23% are enraged by the fresh spring scent.
- Does not make an excellent dessert topping; makes an excellent pie filling.
- Illegal in Skullopolis

Rumors:
- Some find it odd that Zombie Gone Day was instituted by the Authority on their first day of rule
- Hundreds of Zombie Gone Rocketbombs are dropped on Skullopolis every year

Role Play

Certainly if you're going to adventure in Skullopolis or any of the darker places, you're gonna want some Zombie Gone. The stuff is expensive and rarely sold it lots of 3 or more, so stock up when you can.

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