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KlawBerry

September 21, 2009 by
Steam Crow LLC, Daniel Davis
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It was a dark night, but out of the darkness came the clawed one. I was about to be punished by the CrowBots, when a big black auto pulled up. Out came a strange, horned and clawed creature. It tipped over those CrowBots, like metal bones.
- Old monster
There is no "claw berry." It is a creation of CREATU to spread fear and lies in the kind populous of MONSTRU. Only Unpatriots would believe in such poppycock.
- Monstru World News, newspaper.

There is said there is a mythical villain (hero?) who patrols the streets and highways of Monstru, known only as "the KlawBerry." The KlawBerry is said to be an enemy of the state, and therefore "evil".

Purported Powers:
- Flight
- Super strength
- Traffic avoidance systems
- Chopping claws
- Level 7 brooding
- Laser vision
- Web gun
- Hypnotic eyes
- Poison breath
- Karate
- Deep water gills
- Armored suit
- Bubble wall
- Fog
- Breath weapon
- Loyal Side kick
- Super Size
- Amazing hearing
- Wonderbite

Facts:
- There is no KlawBerry. There never was a KlawBerry. KlawBerry is unlawful.
- While there have been many reports of a clawed hero of the streets, there is little proof that one exists.
- The Authority regularly declines the existence of such a being.

Rumors:
- KlawBerry fights against the Authority
- KlawBerry is the leader of the Road Pirate Resistance. (RPR)
- KlawBerry is a malfunctioning CrowBot.
- It's just a tale to tell children to keep them scared.

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