MUZZ

When thirst for drink - Not blood. MUZZ!

MUZZ is a carbonated, alcoholic soda, produced by MUZZ Corp Inc. It is both loved and desired by children, thanks to an effective advertising campaign on radio TJZZ, Dark Rain. Last July, there was more advertising for MUZZ then there was programming on this station.

MUZZ is sold throughout the schools and bars of Monstru, as well as auto-based road vendors. Roll down your window, and you'll likely be offered a pint can of MUZZ.

Motto: "MUZZ OFF! MUZZ YOU! MUZZ MUZZ!"

Fun Facts:
- All MUZZ is produced in the troll village of Kankor
- MUZZ smells a lot like feet, but it tastes sweet and delicious
- MUZZ is red, and it has always been red. MUZZ was never green.
- MUZZ is the sponsor for radio-drama "CrowMan Radio Hour"
- Less then 1000 people die per year from reported MUZZ poisonings.
- The smoke from burning Muzz gives folks stomach aches. (Don't use it in lamps unless absolutely necessary.)
- MUZZ is now sold exclusively via Oni Oni Mart. With 20,000 locations, you're bound to find some MUZZ!

Rumors:
- MUZZ is the secret fuel for CrowBots
- MUZZ is a lubricant used by CrowBots to stay limber and quick
- All MUZZ is drawn from a single well... one that is getting lower every year.
- MUZZ is secretly imported from Creatu.