Halloween Golem Warlock Fumble Chart
(Just in case that happens)The GM rolls on this chart when the Golem Warlock fumbles a Majik spell skill test.
Roll a d20:
- The workings of one random mechan is jammed. (Requires help to unjam.)
- Warlock burps reeking greenish bubbles for 3d10 minutes. (-1 to all actions)
- Wand/staff turns into a small hand-spade. (Warm to the touch.)
- Warlock's head is suddenly encased in a real pumpkin. (Top heavy, blind)
- Warlock is suddenly drunk. For free. For the next 4 hours. (No majik.)
- A dozen cans of "Furlow's Sky Honey" fall out of the sky, and onto the Warlock. (OUCH!)
- Instead of casting a spell, the Warlock summons 1d6 feral Haunts
- The Warlock gains the attention of a dark and powerful Daemon. Now watched.
- The transmission of the Warlock's host rig is suddenly botched
- Hurdy gurdy music starts playing, LOUDLY. From where? No idea, but it's annoying.
- Feedback! Warlock is hit with the full force of the spell.
- The Warlock spontaneously freezes! Damage and a thick layer of slick ice covers everything in a 1d10 ft radius.
- The Crew is surrounded by arcane chalk scribblings! (Move immediately or be summoned 18 ft straight up!)
- A Crew member has one article/belonging turned into lacquered birch wood. Or meat. Or both.
- Any food within 25 ft of the Warlock is now totally spoiled, though it doesn't seem like it is.
- Salt crystals appear in a circle around mage, killing any plant life here for the next 40 years.
- Left hand of the Warlock is turned into a single piece of solid slag glass. Must be replaced.
- Mentally fatigued by the dark arts! -2 to skills until the Warlock sleeps for 6 hours.
- The Warlock summons an invisible familiar that is unable to effect the physical world and ignores the Warlock's commands. It looks like an albino winged cat, and will only acknowledge the Warlock if he/she yells loudly and sneezes. In all ways it is completely worthless and distracting. (And not real.) Only mental health counseling or shock therapy will remove this affliction.
- Roll twice and apply all results.
Okay, another random chart for fun. I tried to write to so that it would apply to any Warlock, but this one mostly pertains to Halloween Golem Warlocks, which you might imagine, are exceedingly rare.