Abe Lincolnstein II
"The King"
Race: Zombie (?)
Age: 66
Job: Dictator of Monstru.
Gift: Epic speaches, Famous
Fault: Half Crazed.
Home: Lincoln City.
Fears: Creatu, apples.
Ugh. I. Am. Dead.
- Lincolnstein
I AM ALIVE!
- Lincolnstein
Elected President General of Barondook, Abraham Lincolnstein was killed during the Mighty War by the Monstonian Pathos bomb 1200 years ago. His body was put into a glacial vault by the Monstonian victors, and preserved for the next 12 centuries.
GOLEM Corp, owned by a number of wealthy State leaders, secretly resurrected Lincolnstein with the help of Skullobot, the ruler of Skullopolis. While this has succeeded, it is clear that old Abraham is now a patchwork zombie, and is unsane. (Yes, "unsane".)
Lincolnstein was recently elected as the Grand Dictator of Monstru, and is preserved in Lincoln City. He is known for giving exciting and sometimes rambling speeches, many reaching 12 to 18 hours in length. He is said to be "very, very strong" and that he "can throw that CrowBot over those mountains over there."
While some say that his is a puppet, his popularity and power have rapidly grown. Many of the most recent proclamations and laws have originated from his very desk, and are written in his hand. One thing is certain: he loves his people. Or, he hates them. (?) It's true.
GOLEM Corp is no longer in business, and few records can be found that prove that they ever did exist.
Lincolnstein has most recently reorganized his personal AUTHORTY council to include members of the Spy Scouts, and the Department 13. (If they really exist.)
He is known to enjoy Lupo-Lads® snack-chews, long walks in the park, and watching drawn-out torture sessions. He tends to get riled-up when discussing the nation of CREATU.