20 reasons to pre-order the Monster Commute traffic novel:
- You want to encourage and reward us for offering free comics and monsters
- You want us to continue to make books
- You get more for your money; the more you spend the more you save!
- You want Chadworth to live.
- You want Beastio to stop licking things.
- You want Beastio to start licking things.
- You want Daniel to stop whining about the book drive.
- You like getting stuff in the mail. Monster stuff.
- You're not like everyone else.
- It makes a great stinking gift. (Without stinking too much.)
- It is offset printed in glorious CMYK.
- You're better than those other people.
- You like being called "Patron".
- Guest art by Rhode Montijo. (Happy Tree Friends, Pablo's Inferno)
- Guest art by Paul Horn. (Cool Jerk)
- Guest art by Daniel Bradford (Robot 13, the King)
- You like supporting independent creators
- You like the color orange
- The writing is almost as good as Garfield.
- It will be like Halloween again; but in February/March.
Preorder the Monster Commute Traffic Novel right now:
