Try all new Pork in a Bottle!
It's delicious. It's nutritious. It's damn powerful!
Each tiny bottle contains the AUTHORITY's daily recommended pork allowance; there's an entire pig inside each one!
What's more, Pork in a Bottle makes a great snack for modern creatures on the go! And babies love Pork, too!
So, when you're in need of a good meal, or some clerical healing, grab a fistful of Pork in a Bottle!
Now available at ONI ONI Mart!
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