MONSTRU WORLD NEWS
Headline: Defense Factories Against CREATU
Type: Special Report
The War with CREATU continues. Despite an aggressive bombing campaign by CREATU, the AUTHORITY is striking back with seven new Defense Factories. These factories radiate fear, fear that only the CREATU savages can smell. This "wall of fear" shall drive them back to the pits of CREATU where they belong.
Several other factories are being planned, and rationing will be continued in our war against the foul beast-creatures.
In other news, cartoonist Wit Wily has revisited his popular comic strip "Fleeter: Bureaucracy Buddy." Read Fleeter every Tuesday for entertaining yuks.