Another real interview with my 8 year old Goblin boy son:
D: So, how has your summer been?
G: Good.
D: Good? How good?
G: Really good.
D: What have you been doing?
G: Going swimming. A lot.
D: Have you seen any liquid trolls?
G: Yes.
D: How many?
G: 10,069.
D: That many?
G: Yes.
D: What do you think our readers should know about your dad?
G: Um. He does lots of comics every single day.
D: and...
G: Um. That. There's tons of monsters in his comic that you can actually see a troll.
D: Yeah?
G: And. There is lots of monsters and dragons.
D: Wait a minute. Dragons?
G: Yes. Well, kind of.
(I think that he was thinking of this)
D: Let's get back to me.
G: He makes a lot of stuff out of whatever those white stuff are?
D: Styrofoam?
G: NO! That white stuff that...
D: Oh, resin!
G: YES!
D: Excellent.
D: What should our friends know about YOU?
G: That I love dragons so much.
D: And...
G: Mmmm... that I have a dragon that is a robot.
D: Excellent.
D: Is it time to swim now?
G: YES!
D: Now say goodbye.
G: BYE! Everyone that loves Monster Commute.
G: And Sweet Dreams!
- Daniel
