From a crumpled brouchure stuck in the glovebox of a long abandoned Steam Auto:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Come visit magestic Battletown and Explore the WAR!
Heavy metal FUN for the entire family!
- Ride the Battlewheel!
- Crawl through the guts of a Doom Tank!
- Blow something up with real artilery!
- Chop bad guys with a real electro-axe!
- See a real surgery!
- Throw a grenade and detonate armor!
- Eat a feast in the shadow of a real Pathos Bomb!
- And much, much more!
Weekend passes begin at just $700 credits each. Fall packages are still available. Discounts for celebrated citizens.
See you this Summer at Battletown!- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Ah, the smell of optimism.
- Daniel
