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Secret Crisis 5

August 20, 2010 by
Steam Crow LLC, Daniel Davis
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Steampunk subgenres that I have little interest to see:


  • Furrypunk - Nope, too ookie.

  • Glitterpunk - Those vampires are too sad.

  • Hobopunk - Can't find jobs, can't find good equipment

  • Slasherpunk - Isn't that the film "Time After Time"?

  • Cavemanpunk - Just won't work.

  • Futurepunk - Oh wait, isn't that just Cyberpunk?

  • Punkpunk - Punk rock steampunkrs in a band

  • Mimepunk - Shhhh!

  • Stonerpunk - Saw enough of that in High School.

  • Bonopunk - U2 frontman gone awry.

  • Steam-punky Brewster - Okay, I'm just getting dumb here.

  • Feastpunk / Chefpunk - It's all about the food.

  • Pornopunk - I'm sure that it's being done somewhere.

  • Monsterpunk - HEY, that's what WE ARE!


Please don't punish me. You made me do this.

- Daniel

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