And yes, the "hokey-pokey-stabby" was written by Mr. Kip Cupwhistle.
"Stick your left shiv in, pull your left shiv out, stick your left shiv in, and stab it all about!"
So yeah, it's a dueling song. Of danger. Don't do it in your own home. (Steam Crow does not endorse stabbing of any kind.)
Somebody got some more words to this song?
- Daniel