"Loyal, hard working, pretty durable."
These are the ideals that you probably want when picking our your very own indentured servant.
Also:
"Less tumors. More toil per pound. Less talk."
When I was a kid of about 6 years old, my mom had a boyfriend named Jack, who would pay me .10 - .25 per hour not to talk, especially on road trips.
Sure, I was curious kid who liked to entertain people, so I liked to talk. But, I was a kid, and kids talk.
I never liked Jack.
- Daniel
PS, I'll be at the Alternative Press Expo in San Francisco, this weekend. If you happen to be going, I'll be there at table 427. Map is here.
