While the inventions of Mr. Nola have largely been erased from the tomes of history, our sources (the Factory Underground) are insistent that he invented:
- The lockwasher
- The radio crystal
- The first motorcar engine (Later developed by Sigmore Tinderflaust)
- MN-40 lubrication spray
- The triplane
- The Clockwork system and dataspools
- Dr. Nola's Pork in a Bottle war tonic
- The undertube message relay system
Of course, these are all lies.
Abraham Lincolnstein invented all of those, Patriot!
Do I see doubt in your eyes?
Please report to Celebration Hall 27b by 2:00 pm.
Thank you!
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