Lincoln City Is The Capital

There are seven things that every child must learn about Abraham Lincolnstein:

1. He is a war hero. He is THE war hero. From a big war.


2. He can lift more than any past Monstru leader.


3. Lincolnstein can throw a grenade over those mountains over there.


4. He is a gentle giant.


5. Unless he's mad, then he's an insane warrior-hero.


6. Abe prefers tea over other sauces.


7. He lives in his office, working endless hours from Lincoln City to protect your liberties.


8. We had to rebuild him so that he could serve us faithfully once again.