Well, right now I'm supposed to be packing up my luggage for my Spokane Trip. (This post was written in the past, like a warlock time traveler.)
So, I'm forced to keep this short.
Here's a list of things that you probably won't find in MONSTRU, the world of the Monster Commute:
- Elves, hobbits, dwarves, orcs or dragons (It's not that kind of fantasy)
- Time travel
- Super impervious super heroes
- Furries. (Never call a Krampus a "furry" or you'll be in a world of hurt.)
- Guns (They just don't work there)
- Humans (Well, not commonly at least.)
- Lots of arcane magic weapons.
Here are some things you might find:
- Broken down factories
- CrowBot Officers
- Majik (Both foul and friendly)
- Massive overgrown cities
- Clockwork and steam technology
- Autocars
- Propaganda
- Bounty Witches
- Zeppelins
- Slavery (goblin)
- A Fascist government (The Authority)
- Cursed items
- Warlock guilds
- 3 story tall trains
- Gridlocked highways
- Halloween Golems
- Troll bandits
- Parking lot farms
- A Golden Age gone rust
- Daniel
