I like to envision how the television hucksters, like Billy Mays, might try to pitch the Fistus: (yelling)
Billy Mays here, for the FISTUS!Are you tired of flimsy wrenches?
You don't need a cabinet full of hammers!
Do you like hitting stuff, with the power of Zues?
They you'll love the all-new FISTUS!
Triple-forged by albino monkeys, the FISTUS is made from celestial-blessed, cold mithril.
This isn't your grandma's hammer! It's like a wrench, but it's a HAMMER!
CALL NOW!
- Daniel
