About Dr. Duke Davis, Monsterologist -
- Dr. Duke Davis is the 7th most important monsterologist in your county.
- Dr. Duke has been abducted by monsters on 818 occasions.
- Dr. Duke advises Steam Crow on their monster-based works to maintain utter accuracy.
- Dr. Duke is handsome, confident, and also handsome. (But also confident.)
- Dr. Duke is an expert in Monsterologitsu - the monsterology martial art.
- Dr. Duke should never be referred to as "Duke Davis." Always include "Doctor."
- Dr. Duke claims to have invented the peacock and mustard nubb.
- Dr. Duke has written over 379 trilogies. Most are about monsters. Some are about cooking. One is about cooking monsters.
- Dr. Duke has been married over 31 times. He is currently looking for Mrs. Wrong.
- Dr. Duke is a champion of manlings; he hates monsters and the filth that they represent.
- Dr. Duke can throw this hat over those mountains over there. And there.
- Dr. Duke encourages flash photography and clogging at his talks.
- Dr. Duke considers running (and jogging) rather rude.
- Dr. Duke feels that men should always sport a suit, a hat, a tie, and a kite. But never kittens.
- Dr. Duke is completely unaware of the invention of the toothbrush, the typewriter, or drain cleaner.
- It is said that Dr. Duke always carries a hat-sword, though this has never been confirmed.
- Dr. Duke has been in over 97 duels; he has won all seven.
Photo by Mister Michael Wesala.
