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May 11, 2010 by
Steam Crow LLC, Daniel Davis
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Monstru Slang

In any society or community, language begins to evolve into a more specialized vocabulary. This list is a start to what you might hear on the road or behind the wheel in the Monster World of Monstru.

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Acorn - A small bomb or grenade. Very dear.

Ace Note - A $100 Crowbuck

Bally - A Rig's hidden area for contraband, most often used by smugglers.

Boi - A fella. A common dude. "BOI! Fetch me some doomshine!"

Blacktop Market - An improvised roadside marketplace.

Bucket - A CrowBot trooper.

Carnival - A really nice rig, often tricked out.

Cavity, Cavities - Pot holes.

Cookhole - The kitchen in a Rig.

Cove - A dead end road.

Crew - Your companions. The folks that share your Rig. Your family and partners.

Dear - Something that is expensive, or that requires many CrowBucks.

Dirt pickle - A turd. Something of little to no value.

Donkey - A really slow rig, or one with excessive exhaust.

Doomrunner - A person who hauls doomshine for a living.

Doomshine - A powerful illegal liquor brewed by trolls. In stumps.

Dunt - Fuel, most often coal. "We're gettin' low on dunt. Find an Oni Mart, splash!"

Fistus - A really big spanner. Or, a hammer.

Flea - A small Boi. Most often the nickname for any goblin Crew.

Floss - Rope, or chain. "The road is all flossed-off. We need to find a detour."

Fodd - A real jerkweed. "Get this FODD outta my face!"

Gimick - A trap.

Herald - An undercover spy patrol Rig.

Itch - To gamble. "That boi, he likes to itch."

Jib - To clown around or make fun of something. "You jib me."

Jibber - One who clowns around, perhaps a little too often. "Pike the Jibber, I can't take him anymore."

Jollies - Jolly Beans. Candy-food for furnace goblins.

Kak - Alcohol so bad that it can hardly be swallowed. It's cheap.

Kite - To steal. "Let's kite this rig, b'fore the buckets get here".

Lincoln Logs - A roadside barricaded checkpoint, most often run by Buckets.

Lolly - A hitch hiker.

Lollygrunt - A mouth-breathing hitch hiker. One that stays too long and snores.

Lollydoll - A cute or attractive Lolly.

Muzz - A sugary brew that comes in shiny cans. Very popular, because there are few alternatives.

Pike - To stab, jab, or poke. Impale. "I saw it, at it was all piked up in the swill."

Rig - Your steamcar. Where you live. An armored vehicle. The most important thing to help you survive.

Roadside attraction - A whorehouse.

Rube - A pal, or buddy. A member of your Crew.

Shink - To lie. A fake. False. "She was a member of our shink crew. She shinked the whole time."

Spanner - A wrench.

Splash - Quickly. "Get me a spanner, splash!"

Stug - Dead or killed. "Lorry got all stug in the wreck."

Swill - The gutter or the side of the road.

Swit -?

Throne - The Wheel's seat. "I ain't arguing. You're the Wheel."

Tin - The armor plating found on most rigs. It has to be replaced quite often.

Wagon - An insult for a poor vehicle, especially a slow one. "Sweet wagon."

Wheel - The driver of the Rig. The person in charge. The leader.

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This is just a start. My first quick brainstorm. I'll be adding to this later...

What's your roadside slang?

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