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I Am A Warrior

December 21, 2009 by
Steam Crow LLC, Daniel Davis
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I'm a drawer, not a fighter!

Okay, so I've only been in a few fights in my life, and gladly, none that I can think of since High School.

I didn't start any of these fights; I just finished them.

Okay, I just wanted to say that and sound all manly and tough.

I finished some of them with a fist found smashing into my face. (Why yes, my nose is crooked from getting punched and broken.)

But some, some I won.

I don't really want to get into any fights now. I'm too fat, krooky, and slow.

But if need be, I can freak out and try to win via sheer +2 insane attack.

I'm gonna get you Ryan Cody!*

- Daniel

*Artist Ryan Cody and I are currently in a fake feud. Still.

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