(Soothing woman's voice)
Welcome to Lincoln City, Patriot!
I'll be your guide today. Please follow behind my vehicle at all times. The towbar claw will make sure that we don't become separated for any reason.
Just sit back, and relax.
Please put your Papers up against the windows of your vehicle for inspection. Thank you.
Did we get everyone? Perfect.
Your first stop with be this decontamination booth, where your vehicle will be scoured clean.
*SCHHHHHHHHH*
Ah, that's better! Now you're all clean. You're helping keep Lincolnstein healthy.
You may pay now, at this cashier's center. $300 CrowBucks, please!
Now, where would you like to go, next?
- The Abraham Lincolnstein Museum? (The ALM)
- The Hotel District?
- A tour of our impressive architecture?
- Lunch at the Super ClownBite?
- A look at our environmental control center?
- A spiritual visit to the Phanto Chapel?
Choose now!
Please insert $300 CrowBucks...
