I'd rather not:
- Dance
- Have a picnic beneath a hurricane of bees
- Fall down a well shaft with fishing line tied around my 3 smallest toes
- Accidentally brush my teeth with brylcreem
- Watch the Golden Girls or Barney or Judas Priest, if they had a sitcom.
- Be mistaken for a girl or a pee chee folder enthusiast
- Throw my bass in the air only to catch it on my head like Krist Novoselic
- Live where it's hot AND humid and smokey
- Wear a coat made out of my own hair/fur
- Speak in a fake British accent while wearing medieval hats
- Wear jeans or polo shirts either separately, or at the same time
- Drink hot honey out of a hand-made stoneware mug on a sunny day
- Grow whiskers out of my eyebrows or ears
- Kiss a dog's mouth, even Lassie's
- Be beat up by rival vector artists with licorice whips
- Speak with someone who is drunk, but wants me to do free artwork for them
- Have my art stolen and used in government propaganda films
- Think that Halloween is hated by a number of people
- Fall off of my desk while tying crepe paper flags to my office ceiling
- Have to talk to someone who has something to prove to me
- Drink coffee creamer on my Honey Nut Cheerios instead of milk
- Wear shoes or snowshoes most of the time
- Sleep, though it is sometimes refreshing
- Daniel
