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Lincolnsteins New Campaign

March 13, 2009 by
Steam Crow LLC, Daniel Davis
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CREATU is the Enemy

Good Patriots, it is time that you recognize the enemy among us. This is not easy for me to say.

The foul nation of CREATU, our onetime ally, has betrayed us for the final time. The senseless bombings of the Bay of Gorna will be avenged. The gassing at Tivor cannot go unanswered! The assassination of Burgomaster Thain must not be forgotten!

From this day forward we have declared WAR with CREATU, and we will not stop until they are nothing more than memories, salt, and ashes. CREATUNs are nothing more than bestial barbarians, and eaters of children.

Stand with me, and our CrowBot guardians, in this battle for the Monstru Motherland. It will be difficult, it will be painful, but it will be VICTORIOUS!

MONSTRU! MONSTRU! MONSTRU!

- Excerpt from Abraham Linconstein's most recent 12 hour radio broadcast

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