Monstru News Newsbrief:
TROUBLE IN MONSTRU: CREATU SPIES AMONG US
Citizens of Monstru, it is with pain that I report that there are traitors living among us.
These defilers have engaged in a life that is little more than a lie; they hide in weakness as they pretend to be our shopkeepers, mechanics, workers and teachers. They lie in wait until the bells of evil are run to spell fear in our hearts and minds. Then then shall strike, and seek to defile us!
Valiant friends, it is up to us to help root out the enemy. Watch for suspicious vehicles. Report odd driving patterns to your local CrowBot Authority protectors. Prove your loyalty by rooting out the Creatu traitors, doubleplusfast!
This ends tonight's Monstru News alert.
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