There are a number of things that I probably should have invented:
- The beet, a perfect dirt fruit. (Why isn't "beet" a color?!)
- The Corndog, a wondrous food/weapon/tool/treat.
- The sky, for obvious reasons.
Things I likely did invent:
- Chicken Pot Pie / Apple Pie combo. (A complete meal, with dessert in the middle)
- The peacock (A much improved turkey, I believe.)
- The nudge.
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Thank you for your time.
- Daniel
