I have the most violent sneezes around.
I'm the opposite of those ladies who just make a tiny "tchoo" sound, that is kinda cute, like they're faking sneezing altogether, or trying to show you what a kitten sneeze sounds like.
Not so for me.
It's like I'm Mr. T's puppet, and he's having a conniption fit in a meth lab. On fire. A sneeze flings my body downward, and I often hurt my back when I flip in half screaming "AH-CHOOOOOO!"
The added bonus is that my sneezes always come in twos. Yep, one just isn't good enough. It takes two to get the demon out of MY body.
So, the real question is this: Do you like sneezing?
- Daniel
(I do, because it's like getting tickled by an iron golem... AND it proves that I'm still alive.)
