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Clockwork Dandy Spirit Badge

You hear the iron shoes before you see the problem. The Clockwork Dandy is a 27-foot mechanical creation commissioned in 1704 to rid France of monsters, unveiled in 1709, and immediately proved much better at destroying exhibitions, scientists, and the countryside. Five more were built anyway.

Ranger Fact: Jean-Philippe Gribelin spent five years and 350,000 livre creating the first Clockwork Dandy. This is a useful reminder that enormous budgets do not automatically improve an idea.

Point Value: Worth 10 Glory Points toward your Monster Rangers badge collection.

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HOW TO EARN THIS BADGE

Choose one:

  • Build a small moving automaton, crank toy, or cardboard mechanism that performs one completely unnecessary motion.
  • Visit a museum or public collection containing a mechanical device from an earlier era and study how its visible parts work.
  • Design a paper warning placard for a 27-foot machine whose instructions have gone catastrophically wrong, including one very specific safety rule.

Jr. Monster Rangers

Choose one:

  • With a grown-up, build a simple moving toy using cardboard, paper fasteners, or another safe mechanism.
  • Draw a 27-foot Clockwork Dandy next to ordinary objects so everyone can see exactly how enormous the problem is.
  • Make a pretend control panel with three buttons, including one clearly labeled DO NOT PRESS.

Secret Power (for the Monster Rangers RPG)

“Iron Shoes Approaching” — Once per session, recognize the rhythm or mechanism of an approaching machine before it arrives. The Guide tells you one useful fact about its movement, route, or mechanical weakness.