Clockwork Dandy Spirit Badge
You hear the iron shoes before you see the problem. The Clockwork Dandy is a 27-foot mechanical creation commissioned in 1704 to rid France of monsters, unveiled in 1709, and immediately proved much better at destroying exhibitions, scientists, and the countryside. Five more were built anyway.
Ranger Fact: Jean-Philippe Gribelin spent five years and 350,000 livre creating the first Clockwork Dandy. This is a useful reminder that enormous budgets do not automatically improve an idea.
Point Value: Worth 10 Glory Points toward your Monster Rangers badge collection.