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Ork Horde Spirit Badge

Ork Horde Spirit Badge

Ork Horde was supposed to be a high-end fragrance. Then came cabbage, anise, enchanted green bottles, and an Orc warlock's plan to recruit customers directly into the Horde. Market research has been revised.

Ranger Fact: Do not drink perfume. Do not apply mysterious enchanted perfume to your blouse. Do not let Orcs interpret the phrase 'bold new scent' without supervision.

Point Value: Worth 20 Glory Points toward your Monster Rangers badge collection.

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HOW TO EARN THIS BADGE

Choose one:

  • Create a parody fragrance label for an imaginary Ork Horde cologne using three terrible scent notes.
  • Smell three safe household herbs or spices and rank them from 'surprisingly elegant' to 'definitely Horde.'
  • Invent a one-minute sales pitch for a product that is obviously terrible but marketed with complete confidence.

Jr. Monster Rangers

Choose one:

  • Make a paper perfume bottle labeled ORK HORDE and list three silly smells inside.
  • With a grown-up, safely smell three kitchen spices or herbs and choose the strangest combination.
  • Create an advertisement for the worst-smelling pretend perfume in the world.

Secret Power (for the Monster Rangers RPG)

“Intoxicating Enthusiasm” — Once per session, deliver an absurdly confident sales pitch for a dubious object or plan. A listener becomes curious enough to hear you out, though not automatically convinced.