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Clownie Spirit Badge

The Clownie Spirit Badge was devised as protection against the dreaded Clowna. Supposedly, seeing it convinces them you are a friend and therefore not worth ravaging. Or perhaps you simply like clowns, which is also permitted.

Levels: There is just one level of the Clownie Spirit Badge.

Ranger Fact: This was one of the first cloth badges Steam Crow made, though it was somehow forgotten for a while. Daniel has worked as a professional graphic designer since 1994.

Point Value: Worth 10 Glory Points toward your Monster Rangers badge collection.

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HOW TO EARN THIS BADGE

Choose one:

  • Learn one simple clown, mime, juggling, or physical-comedy trick that can be performed without alarming innocent bystanders.
  • Watch a classic piece of clowning or silent comedy and identify what makes the joke work.
  • Invent a harmless Clowna defense device and draw a serious technical diagram of your deeply unserious invention.

Jr. Monster Rangers

Choose one:

  • Practice making three silly faces in a mirror and give each one a name.
  • With a grown-up, watch a short piece of clowning or silent comedy.
  • Draw your own friendly Clowna and decide what snack would convince it to leave you alone.

Secret Power (for the Monster Rangers RPG)

“Clowna Camouflage” — Once per session, appear harmless, foolish, or beneath notice long enough to avoid immediate scrutiny. Anyone paying close attention may still become suspicious.